STARLIGHT AFTER HER BATH

 Starlight wanted to write the blog today.   I let her.    Here she goes!

 "My mom posts pictures of me all the time on facebook.   I know she posted a few of these.

 I was minding my own business the other day and she picked me up and put me in the sink.   I was so humiliated.

 I tried to pretend I wasn't there, but I got a bath anyway.  

 I thought I might get a treat for all the torture of getting wet, but NO, she put me on the grooming table!

 She knows I hate to be brushed.   I kept licking her, jumping up and down and being adorable in general, but she insisted on brushing me until I was dry and pouffy.    (Is that a word?   I don't care, I looked like a marshmellow.)    

 Max had the same treatment and he was so exhausted.  He went and hung out in the bed behind my mom's desk.  I hope she doesn't think of doing more baths any time soon!     She says I need them, but I have to disagree.  I'm fine just like I am!    Maybe I should just climb in the bed with Max--- I could be invisible there."