MAZIE-- RAP STAR!

 Mazie was adopted from us and is such a little star.

 She has helped her mom on many occasions-- she was helping with the spring garden a few years ago.   But, she has expanded her talents!  Now, she is a  rap star.  She sent me a rap song she wrote. Her talents just have no end!!   Here you go!

 MAZIE’S AMAZING RAP SONG

Ya’ll, my Name is Mazie

They say I’m pretty lazy

But I say life is sweet,

All I do is eat, poop and sleep!

A dog’s life is ruff,

But I do lots of stuff!

 

Hey hound doggy,

My dog food is soggy!

 I’m gonna sit on my feet,

Till they give me a treat!

 

What, what am I sniffing butt?

Butt, butt, what you mean butt?

 

Nap time, Nap time,

It’s better than rap time!

Just ‘cause I wanna sleep,

Don’t mean that I’m weak!

 

I chase and I pace,

Got no need to race!

I’m of the mind,

When I whine, I shine!

Beg, beg, what a drag,

 But I gotta give a hoot till they give me some loot!

 

Tinkle, tinkle near and far,

You gotta let the dogs know where you are!

 

I stop and do my poopy,

And my mom does a scoopy,

It only goes to show

That humans are really goofy!

 

If they treat me nice,

I’ll go poop once, maybe twice!