I saw this and can't remember where I saw it. But, it's so cute, I wanted to share.
The best way to get your mom and dad's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
GOOSE BUMP:
A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't get the attention you require.....especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above.
This is an affliction which affects dogs when their mom or dad want them in, and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
This would absolutely be Mistletoe. LOL She won't come in the back door until SHE decides to do it. But, if I pick up the treat jaw, she comes right in.
This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Mom and dad remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following their every move.
Piper is terrified of thunder and fireworks. And smoke alarms ALARM him. He is not brave.
BATH:
This is a process by which mom and dad drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
This is a process by which mom and dad drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
I must say, my window over the sink gets wet, because no how hard I try, the dogs all shake before I can get a towel on them.
BATH:
This is a process by which mom and dad drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
LOVE:
Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return !
GARBAGE CAN:
A container where mom and dad put food they don't want to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
This is a process by which mom and dad drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return !
A container where mom and dad put food they don't want to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
I don't think Berkeley does this, but most dogs love trash cans. Mine is under the sink with a baby lock on the cabinet door.
DROOL:
Is what you do when your mom and dad have food, and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
WASTEBASKET:
This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your mom and dad comes home.
SOFAS:
Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your face clean.
BUMP:
The best way to get your mom and dad's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
Is what you do when your mom and dad have food, and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your mom and dad comes home.
SOFAS:
Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your face clean.
LEASH:
A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your mom and dad where you want him/her to go.
A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your mom and dad where you want him/her to go.
The best way to get your mom and dad's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
Do you just want to share? :-)
LEAN:
Every good dog's response to the command "sit!", especially if your mom and dad are dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
SNIFF:
A social custom to use when you greet other dogs until your person makes you stop.
Every good dog's response to the command "sit!", especially if your mom and dad are dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
A social custom to use when you greet other dogs until your person makes you stop.
Paddington's favorite thing though is to lick every visitor's leg and ankle. Every. Single. Person. It makes me a little crazy. But, he's sweet.
DOG BED:
Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
Do you relate to any of these? I do. I've had dogs step IN my coffee cup as they ran by/over me on the couch. I've had dogs try to get into trash cans (hence the baby lock(. And I've seen so many "social greetings" between dogs. It's all part of the joy of owning dogs.
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So cute..
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