




12-9-06
It's cold!!! I like to go outside in my yard, but it's cold!!! My usual plan is to stay outside as long as I can to run around and bark at the neighbor dogs. But when it's cold, I don't want to be out! ChubbyLady (my mom) says we are going to go to Petco to find a "nonhumiliating" sweater for me. I believe all sweaters to be humiliating. But it's cold!!! Then Chubby mommy gets impatient says "pee, already, would you?" Max is a goody two-shoes and pees right away.
Chubbymommy and I still argue about who is in charge of the furniture. I am in charge!! She says "I pay your bills." Ha. But I like the best spots! And what are these bills things? When she moves me, then I get to sit on her lap sometimes, and it's really warm on her lap. And soft. So I just growl because I don't want somebody to move me and stuff me in a crate, but maybe that won't happen since it hasn't. Sometimes SkinnyGuy picks me up and that is a little scary. He's much taller than everybody else and it's far to the ground.
Chubbymommy and I still argue about who is in charge of the furniture. I am in charge!! She says "I pay your bills." Ha. But I like the best spots! And what are these bills things? When she moves me, then I get to sit on her lap sometimes, and it's really warm on her lap. And soft. So I just growl because I don't want somebody to move me and stuff me in a crate, but maybe that won't happen since it hasn't. Sometimes SkinnyGuy picks me up and that is a little scary. He's much taller than everybody else and it's far to the ground.
I bark at them when I want to go outside, but I still tinkle on places in the new house to mark them. And there's all this antique furniture stuff coming in all the time!! OTHER DOGSES have been around it. I HAVE to mark it. I HAVE TO. How else will they know it's MINE if I don't? ChubbyLady doesn't like it when I do that. I try to remember but they don't watch me as closely as they should because I am *really* smart and slip off.
We are doing ok.
We are doing ok.
My new thing is to wait for Chubbylady to sit down on the couch. Then I jump on the couch really fast and run all the way up from her lap right under her nose and try to sit on her. That way, she knows I love her!!! And other stinkies can't have her lap.
Love,
Tyler
PS FROM MAXWELL: ChubbyLady's boss said I nipped him but I DIDN'T!! I was just THINKING about nipping him. There's a difference. ChubbyLady says her boss probably deserves to get nipped. So I was just helping!!! Not that I was nipping. Now whenever anybody comes in, ChubbyLady picks me up and tucks me on her hip and I have to wait there until she thinks I'm not in the mood to nip anybody. Then I get to get down and be friends. She thinks I get wound up barking with Tyler, which might make me nip. I keep telling her I only nip bosses. Today I was very very good and sat on her lap and let a kid pet my head. See? No nipping.
Love,
Tyler
PS FROM MAXWELL: ChubbyLady's boss said I nipped him but I DIDN'T!! I was just THINKING about nipping him. There's a difference. ChubbyLady says her boss probably deserves to get nipped. So I was just helping!!! Not that I was nipping. Now whenever anybody comes in, ChubbyLady picks me up and tucks me on her hip and I have to wait there until she thinks I'm not in the mood to nip anybody. Then I get to get down and be friends. She thinks I get wound up barking with Tyler, which might make me nip. I keep telling her I only nip bosses. Today I was very very good and sat on her lap and let a kid pet my head. See? No nipping.
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I am so glad these two went to a lovely home!
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